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13 Steps To Naming Your New Pet

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1. Look your new friend in the face, but see into their soul.

Look your new friend in the face, but see into their soul.
Bella / Cute or Not

2. Triple-check that your pal is a male or female (unless your new pet seems un-phased by societal gender norms, then the world of names is wide open to you.)

Triple-check that your pal is a male or female (unless your new pet seems un-phased by societal gender norms, then the world of names is wide open to you.)
Lulu / Cute or Not

3. Take a peek at a baby name book. Harold? Guinevere? Rose?

Take a peek at a baby name book. Harold? Guinevere? Rose?
Caramel / Cute or Not

4. Look at your new friend again. Say some of the names. If their eyes don’t light up and the sky doesn’t sing in celebration, you haven’t found it yet!

Look at your new friend again. Say some of the names. If their eyes don't light up and the sky doesn't sing in celebration, you haven't found it yet!
Gizmo / Cute or Not

5. Make a list of all your favorite fictional characters, musicians, foods, historical figures, etc.

Make a list of all your favorite fictional characters, musicians, foods, historical figures, etc.
Cash / Cute or Not

Sherlock? No. Tupac? Maybe. Abraham Lincoln? Ooh, we are GETTIN’ somewhere.

6. Hmm. You haven’t quite found THE ONE. Have you asked your new pet yet?

Hmm. You haven't quite found THE ONE. Have you asked your new pet yet?
Cloe / Cute or Not

“Hello, friend. What is your name?”

7. Of course, they can’t answer. Now it’s time for a new tactic. Get out a globe, give it a swirl, and put your finger on a random spot. New name?

Of course, they can't answer. Now it's time for a new tactic. Get out a globe, give it a swirl, and put your finger on a random spot. New name?
Olaf / Cute or Not

You know, Ulaanbaatar is actually a pretty cool name to have.

8. Or maybe your pet appreciates irony, and would love to be named after another animal. Like Ducky, or Bear, or Komodo Dragon.

Or maybe your pet appreciates irony, and would love to be named after another animal. Like Ducky, or Bear, or Komodo Dragon.
Honey / Cute or Not

9. You can name your new pet after a cool ancestor. Time to hop on Ancestry.com!

You can name your new pet after a cool ancestor. Time to hop on Ancestry.com!
Wenny / Cute or Not

10. Read some Dr. Seuss for inspiration, and make up a new name!

Read some Dr. Seuss for inspiration, and make up a new name!
Tyga / Cute or Not

Flopperbottoms? Or Pau-Pau? Or Sir McGregor Toastmaster Engelvaard III?

11. You could always name your pet after yourself.

You could always name your pet after yourself.
Kodie / Cute or Not

OK, maybe not.

12. Look at your friend again. Look realllllll hard. Who is this wonderful being you see before you?

Look at your friend again. Look realllllll hard. Who is this wonderful being you see before you?
Nibbles / Cute or Not

13. Maybe you just need to spend some more time with your new pet, and their name will come to you. Whatever you choose, they will love you all the same!

Maybe you just need to spend some more time with your new pet, and their name will come to you. Whatever you choose, they will love you all the same!
Kieko / Cute or Not

May you find your new pet’s true name, and have the best of days together! Godspeed!

Don’t have the Cute or Not app yet? No worries, you can download it here and get all the cuties your heart desires!


Published by John Smith , 05.06.2015 at 20:05

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